I saw this on a bumper sticker today:
"I f**k on the first date."
Except it was totally spelled out, no asterisks, are you serious people? Oh, I swear I could have jumped out of the car and smacked the driver and said, "does your mother know you have this on your car?" I am no prude by any means, I like to think of myself as a former wild-ish child with liberal views on most things, but seriously, this is way out of line. I am so thankful Zoe was at school and I didn't have to explain that one to her. I am so thankful that Parker can't read. I am so thankful that someday if my kids have that on their cars, I will literally smack them and take away the keys forever. Ugh, still bugging me, hours later.