Taking the annual Christmas card picture is pure torture. I am convinced.I am not auditioning for "awkward family photos" but it sure seems like it. Two in a row! Woo!
This was supposed to be our Christmas card picture. It is so not going to be.
Here are the reasons why:
1. we are all squinty eyed, this was the first time we were visiting big tall family and it the weather was sunny, they live by Lake Erie and it is always dreary there
2. my hair looks goofy
3. Big Tall Hubby is in the midst of his full blown Bell's Palsy so he would not smile
4. you can see my big tall in-laws dog peeking out the door and my dog's pug butt is there too if you look hard enough, why does it appear in all my pictures?
5. I am sitting goofy
6. I just look plain goofy
So everyone else looks pretty good, I guess it is just me that looks goofy. So therefore, I will not send this to my friends and family, near and far. (But I will post it here for the world to see! I'm warped I tell you.) My looking good in a photo is way more important than everyone else looking good, right? I mean, who cares if the kids are looking like gooney birds, they are gooney birds most of the time! You agree with my don't ya ladies?
Now you understand why I think it is pure torture.